She said, "What do you mean by religious?"
Ah, he thought, I hate it when people toss questions back at me! After pondering it a moment, he tossed it back: "What do you mean?"
"Well," she said, "Everybody is religious about something; even atheism can be a religion, and, therefore, atheists religious."
He said, "I never thought of it that way."
She said, "Even politics can be a religion. When people get all upset when you oppose their political views, you are, in essence, insulting their religion."
He said, "Interesting."
She said, with a smile, "So what do you mean by religious?"